WHY NO CELEBRATION ?

FROM BILLY WHITE SHOES FUNKY LIKE CHICKEN TOO CHAD (IM GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME AGAIN )OCHO CINCOS RIVER DANCE TOO MAYBE THE SHOW STOPPER HIMSELF T. OWENS I ASK , WHAT THE FLIPPIN HELL IS WRONG WITH THE CELEBRATION !!?? WHEN A MAN SCORES CANT HE DANCE ?? YES I SAY HE CAN ! EVEN BACK IN MY DAY WHEN I HIT THE END ZONE IT WAS TIME TO CELEBRATE (GET MINE ) ! SO I STAND HERE ASKING WHAT LIGITAMATE REASON CAN YOU GIVE THIS LOYAL FAN OF THE END ZONE SCHUFFLE HOW IS IT DISTRACTING ! IF ITS IN THE END ZONE AND ITS NOT IN BAD TASTE I SAY DO THE CELL CALL HOME , A FAKE PUT IS OK BY ME ! PROPS MIGHT BE EXCESSIVE BUT UNLESS ITS IN BAD TASTE WHY FINE ?? I SAY TO CELEBRATE IN THE END ZONE IS EARNED ! BRING BACK THE CELEBRATION !! MAYBE I DONT UNDERSTAND THE RULE ? MAYBE THE DANCE IS JUST A DYING FAD AND ITS JUST PART OF MY MIDDLE AGE HISTORY ? IF SO THAN I SAY FAREWELL DEAR FRIEND AND THANKS FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT AS I WILL LOOK FOWARD TO THOSE RARE TIMES YOU MAKE THE HIGHLIGHT REEL! IN CONCLUSION I SAY TO THEE,,,,,,,,, TEBOW !